(WATCH) Former All-Pro NFL wideout Chad Johnson slams HARD trying to skateboard

(WATCH) Former All-Pro NFL wideout Chad Johnson slams HARD trying to skateboard

You're never too old to skate, but Chad Johnson is probably too old to shred.

The 39-year-old former NFL wide receiver tweeted Friday that he'd suffered a major slam at a skatepark, much to our confusion.

Chad @ochocinco 🕺🏼

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Ochcinco, please, let's find you a nice longboard, maybe a pintail cruiser. 

At least we know Johnson is still close with Cincinnati Bengals head coach Marvin Lewis.


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