Super Bowl Commercials 2018: Picking through the garbage of corporate excess (LIVE UPDATES)
It's that time again.
The time for staring at your television in brazen confusion as you try to imagine how a group of executives could have possibly allowed for something as dumb this. From wrenching celebrity cameos to strangley ambiguous political messaging, we've got you covered.
Join us now as we wade through the muck and pick out the best of worst of the 2018 Super Bowl commercials.
Too much crazy eye.
Top 2 worst sandwiches I've ever seen.
Using religion to sell trucks. What could go wrong?
Is this guy a melted goomba?
Big Sean couldn't save this one.
So awkward it's horrible.
Dilly dilly trash.
Just nothing here. Expensive and lazy. The perfect Super Bowl commercial.
Listen, I'll give Peter Dinklage and Morgan Freeman some props for the effort but ugh.
You're watching a kidnapping but hey.
Almost managed to make these two likable.
Goldblum could sell me anything.
I just love the fact that people thought this was an actual movie. A scary thought but an excellent troll job none the less.
Keanu can do no wrong.
DJ Nana is fire.
Tide knows they're Tide and went out and did something fun. David Harbour factor is strong.
Danny DeVito getting hit by a truck. I'll take it.
You done good, Toyota.