Trailer Trash: Steven Seagal's 'China Salesman' and Vanessa Hudgens' 'Dog Days' round out the worst trailers of the week
I watch a lot of trailers each week. Most make it into The Spotlight while some are just ignored altogether. Some trailers are so bad they need their own special place.
Behold, now, this week's offering of Trailer Trash. They get worse as you go so for now, courage.
*Now, the disclaimer: I understand filmmaking is hard, even more so when it's on a budget. I'm not casting judgement on the hardworking people trying to create art but these trailers are undeniably terrible.
If this soundtrack doesn't give you a panic attack the editing will.
Greatest Showman Shang Tsung at 2:00.
You're thinking, 'Hey this doesn't look that bad.' Wait 45 seconds.
Every hack open-micer dog joke, the movie.
Sensei Seagal AND Mike Tyson? Ho boy.